Hey little man,
I just wanted to let you know I appreciate the Father's Day gift. You didn't quite do what I asked, but if you're anything like me, your ADD kicked in about two sentences into the note... so I forgive ya. But it does sound like you had a little chat with your mom, who let me go and "upgrade the grill." So no harm done.
I hope you don't mind, but I tapped into your college fund and went with the stainless steel. You'll appreciate it when you get teeth and can eat solid food (not that you need teeth with the way my steaks melt... ha).
So here's a picture of the pork shoulder you missed out on. Don't worry bud, I'm sure the breast milk will be way better.
6 days ago